Coming Wednesday: "What if You Held an Awards Show, and Nobody Came?"
|Life ain't easy when|
you're the Middle Coen brother.
|Piss off a Middle Child,|
and watch what happens next!
|A spy gets blamed for things he|
didn't do. Sound familiar?
|When you can't be the favorite,|
you take what you can get.
|To anonymity and beyond!|
|This is what happens when|
a Middle Child goes nuclear!
|A Middle Child Mermaid yearns to be|
more than an aquatic afterthought.
|Sometimes, second best is the|
best you can be.