Second billing, on my own birth announcement!?! REALLY!?! Of course, to me it looked more like this:
If my parents were trying to give me a resounding welcome into the world, they sure had a strange way of showing it. My fate was sealed before I even left the hospital. It might as well have said:
The deck was already clearly stacked against me. How was I not going to grow up with a chip on my shoulder? At least they didn’t say what they were really thinking:
Apparently, my Middle Child issues took root long before I even became a Middle Child.