|Twist us open and remove our innards.|
|"What are we, Chopped Liver!?"|
Every Day Is Middle Child's Day: There seems to be some disagreement over which day of the week is most Middle Child-like. Some maintain, “Wednesday is the Middle Child of the week,” which kind of makes a lot of sense since it really is smack dab in the middle of the week. Still, others argue “Tuesday is the misguided Middle Child of the week.” Someone even suggested “Saturday’s like the Middle Child,” which makes no sense at all since it’s nowhere near the middle of the week. It is, in fact, on the weekend. Even “special” days have been thrown into the mix. Thanksgiving, Halloween and Easter have each been mentioned as “the Middle Child of holidays.” Here’s the problem with those comparisons: there already is a “Middle Child of holidays.” It’s called Middle Child’s Day! Of course, nobody even knows it exists.
|Metropolitan Middle Child.|
|We're just another|
tempest in a teapot.
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liked you best!
Hmmm -- so are they saying a lizard has a more developed brain than a mouse, or vice versa? It's too confusing for my rodent-like brain to figure out.