|It's not my fault...|
These are fashions only a Middle Child would be caught dead in. Wait a minute, that didn’t come out right. I mean, these are fashions that only a Middle Child could pull off. There, that’s better. After all, if you're going to be a Middle Child, you might as well dress the part!
(In case you were wondering, Smack Dab does not make one red cent from the sale of these tee-shirts. Zero. Zilch. Nada.)